Today’s Lesson
To B? Or not to B.
To have or have not
Aah! the sun sets
Do or do not, there is no try
To live or to die
To have or to hold
To wait: Hear the crickets
Life goes on
For richer or poorer
It depends on what the meaning of is. is
Take me to the river
Wash me in the water
Dance until you can’t dance
Until you can’t dance no more
Come on
Get on the floor
Stare at the stars
They have died before reaching us
Better them than me
The End
Today’s Lesson
Where can technology take you?
To the moon?
or the palm of your hand
Wrapped around your own throat
Let us now stand and sing
And still we sing of thee
Sweet land of liberty
To be or not
to be the pilgrim’s pride
Oh how our mothers cried
Let’s have another genocide
All on TV
Today’s Lesson
Jamaica!
Me crazy
How you leave your things everywhere
all I do is pick up after you
Your socks and shoes and underwear
Bullet casings and medical marijuana and
Wikipedia entries and understudies for bad theatrical performances
Tearing up
I am tearing up
It’s just one of them days
Don’t take it personal
It’s not you it’s me
You’ve only got one shot
Do not miss your chance
to Blow
Today’s lesson comes to us from
John Paul George and Ringo
All you need is
a good smack across the face
A new car
An electronic litter box that makes your whole apartment smell like
Scandinavia!
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
But still
there is a song
somewhere
Today’s Lesson
To be?
Or not.
It has been a long day after all
let’s just watch a movie of our hopes and dreams being undermined and replaced by boring kitsch suburban nothing
That will make us happy
Now brandish your swords
This is a pop quiz
Who will be at your side when you breathe your last breath?
Time’s up
Put down your swords
Put everything you own in a box to the left
Today’s Lesson
Cocktail hour!
First you will need the appropriate glassware
A fancy napkin will show your guest you’ve gone the extra mile
Light a candle for atmosphere
And finally a little gasoline and a good pitching arm
But wait! There’s more! There must be music!
Today’s Lesson
Is there more than one way to skin a cat?
No.
You must wait for the cat to die first.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Don’t let your daddy tell you any different.
Don’t be a hero.
Don’t take the lord’s name in vain.
Don’t don’t don’t don’t. Don’t you forget about me.
One time, when I was walking in the woods at night, I came upon small clearing lit up by the moonlight.
The grass glowed a mysterious blue, and the dew drops twinkled like a thousand stars.
The creatures of the forest, one by one, hesitantly crept out from the edges of the forest as if to say
Welcome friend.
It doesn’t matter anymore.
It is quiet here and you should stay and rest awhile.
Today’s Lesson
America ain’t what it used to be.
The End
Today’s Lesson
You can do anything if you put your mind to it.